REASONS YOU SHOULD +DEVWATCH ME;

If you look up "awesome" in the dictionary, there will be a picture of me there. Promise. Go check.
I'm a unicorn.
I'm a zombie.
Your mother will live another day if you do.
For every watcher I gain, a Justin Beaver fan, Twitard, or n00blet finds themselves with a sudden case of fatal diarrhea.
Obama said so.


ABOUT THE TARD ARTIST;
hai. i maek stamps dat r gunn piss u off or maek u crai wit da happi.
u jelly?


MOARRR PWNAGE (aka, me.);
facebook; valotoxin, Wendie Daineau
dA; valokilljoy
e-mail; valotoxin@hotmail.com

stampers you should consider licking; <3
_{(why yes, that was meant to sound dirty. HURRR DURP.)}






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